Cake Bandit Packing Harness New Logo

The Cake Bandit Harness — Old English Edition. If you know, you know.

Our #1 bestselling packing harness — now with the Cake Bandit Old English logo. Bold, iconic, IFYKYK. Same strong no-buckle construction underneath: soft elastic waistband, built-in straps that pack up or down, and an all-day hold that keeps your packer exactly where it belongs without shifting, adjusting, or thinking about it. Redesigned to hold smaller packers and STPs more securely than ever.

Prefer something more discreet? See the Cake Bandit Monochrome Harness →

Compatible with:

Features & Details

• Old English Cake Bandit logo — bold, iconic, community-coded
• Updated fit — improved to hold smaller packers and all STPs more securely
• No straps, buckles, or velcro — zero hassle, total freedom
• Strong, no-roll waistband — stays put without digging in
• Built-in straps to pack up or down with comfort
• Holds your packer close for a natural, secure feel all day
• Works with most soft silicone packers and STPs — including smaller models
• Fits seamlessly under Cake Bandit packing underwear or any other style including boxers
• 96% spandex — soft, strong, and built for all-day wear
• Low-rise, sits on the hips

Pro tip: Rotate between two harnesses for longer wear and fabric recovery between uses.

Size Guide & Care

Use standard US underwear sizing. Low-rise — designed to sit on the hips, not the waist. If between sizes, size up for all-day comfort.

Care: Wash cold with like colors. No bleach. Tumble dry low — hand wash and air dry flat for longest life. Avoid hot water and high heat which will cause shrinkage and affect elasticity.

What the Community Is Saying

"The harness is absolutely amazing. I don't feel it at all, and it keeps my packer perfectly in place. I'm confident enough in it that I wear athletic pants at work, and it stays exactly where it should — standing, squatting, sitting, nothing shifts. Absolute game changer."

— Verified Buyer, r/FTM Community

"I have tried several harnesses from various companies before but this one is by far the best. It is incredibly comfortable — half the time I forget I'm wearing it!"

— Kristofer H., Marietta GA — Verified Buyer

"This harness is great! It fits a bit snug around the legs so think about sizing up if you have thicker thighs but other than that I'm in love."

— Eli — Verified Buyer

Discreet Shipping

Orders typically ship within 1–3 business days in plain, unmarked packaging from our shipping dept. — no logos, no product names on the outside. Learn more about our discreet shipping promise →

All sales of packers, STPs, harnesses, pleasure toys, swimwear, and underwear are final sale due to legal restrictions. See our full Returns & Refund Policy →