Lube
Lube
Use more than you think. Then use a little more.
Being on T can change how much you make and how fast it goes, and nobody hands you a memo about it. Lube is not a workaround for that. It is the thing that makes everything else feel the way it should.
Everything here is water-based, body-safe, and cleared to use with silicone, which means it works with every packer, harness, and toy we stock.
Fuck Sauce is the everyday bottle. Slick, unscented, and the safest first order if you are not sure what you want yet. The 4 oz is the right size to find out.
Admiral Ultra Slick Gel is thicker and stays where you put it, which is what you want for longer sessions and for anything with more friction. The 8 oz bottle is the value pick if you already know you go through it.
After Dark is a lighter, thinner feel for people who find gels heavy. Fuck Sauce Cum Scented is the same formula with a scent, in the larger 8 oz size.
Silicone lube degrades silicone toys over time. It softens the surface, opens up microscopic texture, and that texture is where bacteria settles in. Since most of what we sell is silicone, water-based is the only thing we stock.
Water-based is also safe with latex and polyurethane barriers, rinses out of fabric without staining, and cleans off skin with water instead of soap and scrubbing. The tradeoff is that it dries down faster. Keep the bottle within reach and reapply rather than trying to make one application last.
A splash of water on your hands will reactivate most water-based formulas without adding more product.
Is it safe with my packer?
Yes. Water-based is safe on silicone, TPR, and foam. Rinse and dry afterward, then powder before storage.
Will it stain?
Water-based rinses out of most fabric with cold water. Do not put anything in a hot dryer before you have checked that the spot is gone.
Does the package say what it is?
No. Plain packaging, no product names, no brand name on the outside.
Orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging from "Shipping Dept." No logos and no product names anywhere on the outside. Read the full promise.
Ships in 1 to 3 business days. Free domestic shipping on orders over $100.
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