CAKE BANDIT SIZE GUIDE
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Size GUIDE
Cake Bandit uses standard US sizing. All underwear and harnesses are low-rise — they sit at your hips, not your waist. If you're between sizes, size up. All underwear, harness, and swimwear sales are final — measure carefully before ordering.
📏 How to measure: Measure at the widest point of your hips and seat — not your natural waist. Stand with feet together and wrap the tape around the fullest part. For long underwear, also measure your outseam (outer hip bone down to ankle).
Underwear, Harnesses & Jocks
Standard Hip Sizing
Applies to packing briefs, boxer briefs, jockstraps, harnesses, STP briefs, and most styles.
| Size | Hip (inches) | Fit tip |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 24"–27" | Most briefs start at S — check individual style |
| S | 27"–31" | Snug, secure hold |
| M | 32"–36" | If on the larger side of M, try L |
| L | 36"–38" | — |
| XL | 38"–42" | — |
| 2XL | 42"–47" | — |
| 3XL | 48"–52" | — |
* STP briefs and some styles may run slightly different — see note below and always check the product page.
Swimwear
Swim Briefs & Swim Jocks
Swimwear sizing runs slightly tighter than the standard underwear chart.
| Size | Hip (inches) |
|---|---|
| S | 27"–30" |
| M | 31"–33" |
| L | 34"–36" |
| XL | 38"–40" |
| 2XL | 42"–46" |
Long Underwear
STP Long Underwear
Long underwear has a longer crotch rise. Measure hip and outseam before ordering.
| Size | Hip (in) | Inseam (in) | Outseam (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27"–31" | 22¼" | 32⅝" |
| M | 30"–35" | 22⅝" | 32⅝" |
| L | 35"–38" | 23¼" | 33½" |
| XL | 38"–42" | 23½" | 34¼" |
| 2XL | 42"–46" | 24" | 35¼" |
| 3XL | 46"–52" | 24⅜" | 36" |
⚠️ Some styles may vary slightly from these measurements. Always check the individual product page for style-specific sizing notes before ordering — particularly for STP briefs, harnesses, and limited edition styles. When in doubt, size up or email us before ordering — all underwear, harness, and swimwear sales are final.
How to Measure
- Hips: Stand with feet together. Wrap a soft tape measure around the fullest part of your hips and seat — this is the number you use for all standard styles.
- Not your waist: Cake Bandit underwear is low-rise and sits lower on the hips. Don't measure at your natural waist — go lower, around the hip bone and seat.
- Long underwear outseam: Measure from the outer hip bone straight down to the ankle. Use this alongside your hip measurement for STP long underwear sizing.
- Between sizes? Size up. The pouch needs room to hold your packer securely — going too small will compromise the fit and function.