CAKE BANDIT SIZE GUIDE
Size Guide
Cake Bandit uses standard US sizing based on your waist measurement. All underwear and harnesses are low-rise, so they sit at your hips, but sizing still runs off the waist, not the hip. If you're between sizes, size up. All underwear, harness, and swimwear sales are final, so measure carefully before ordering.
📏 How to measure: Measure around your natural waist, where you'd normally wear a waistband, not around your hips even though the fit sits low. Stand with feet together and wrap the tape around your waist, level and snug. For long underwear, also measure your outseam (outer hip bone down to ankle).
Standard Waist Sizing
Applies to packing briefs, boxer briefs, jockstraps, harnesses, STP briefs, and most styles.
| Size | Waist (inches) | Fit Tip |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 24"–27" | Most briefs start at S, check individual style |
| S | 27"–31" | Snug, secure hold |
| M | 32"–36" | If on the larger side of M, try L |
| L | 36"–38" | — |
| XL | 38"–42" | — |
| 2XL | 42"–47" | — |
| 3XL | 48"–52" | — |
Swim Briefs & Swim Jocks
Swimwear sizing runs slightly tighter than the standard underwear chart.
| Size | Waist (inches) |
|---|---|
| S | 27"–30" |
| M | 31"–33" |
| L | 34"–36" |
| XL | 38"–40" |
| 2XL | 42"–46" |
STP Long Underwear
Long underwear has a longer crotch rise. Measure waist and outseam before ordering.
| Size | Waist (in) | Inseam (in) | Outseam (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27"–31" | 22¼" | 32⅝" |
| M | 30"–35" | 22⅝" | 32⅝" |
| L | 35"–38" | 23¼" | 33½" |
| XL | 38"–42" | 23½" | 34¼" |
| 2XL | 42"–46" | 24" | 35¼" |
| 3XL | 46"–52" | 24⅛" | 36" |
⚠️ Some styles may vary slightly from these measurements. Always check the individual product page for style-specific sizing notes before ordering, particularly for STP briefs, harnesses, and limited edition styles. When in doubt, size up or email us before ordering. All underwear, harness, and swimwear sales are final.
How to Measure
- Waist: Stand with feet together. Wrap a soft tape measure around your natural waist, where you'd normally wear a waistband. This is the number you use for all standard styles.
- Not the hip: Even though Cake Bandit underwear is low-rise and sits lower on the hips, sizing is based on your waist. Don't measure at the fullest part of your hips and seat, measure at your natural waist instead.
- Long underwear outseam: Measure from the outer hip bone straight down to the ankle. Use this alongside your waist measurement for STP long underwear sizing.
- Between sizes? Size up. The pouch needs room to hold your packer securely, going too small will compromise the fit and function.