Tan Barbed Wire Swim Shorts by Cake Bandit
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Hard lines, soft fit.
Our barbed wire graphic in neutral tan, on four-way stretch, fast-drying, UPF 50+ shorts with a mid-thigh cut.
Our signature graphic in a tan that goes anywhere: pool, beach, gym, block.
- 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex, 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²).
- Four-way stretch, moisture-wicking microfiber that breathes and dries fast.
- UPF 50+ sun protection.
- Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring that stays flat.
- Real mesh side pockets.
- Mid-thigh cut, 2.5" (6.35 cm) inseam.
- No mesh lining and no pouch, so layer your gear underneath or keep it minimal.
Body measurements: measure your waist at the narrowest part and your hips at the fullest part, with the tape level to the floor. Between sizes? Size up.
| Size | Waist (in) | Hips (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 29⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31½ | 38⅝ |
| M | 33⅛ | 40⅛ |
| L | 36¼ | 43¼ |
| XL | 39⅜ | 46½ |
| 2XL | 42½ | 49⅝ |
| 3XL | 45⅝ | 52¾ |
Flat measurements (shorts laid flat, not stretched)
These are measured across the shorts lying flat, not on your body. Double the waist number for the full width. Inseam is 2½" (6.35 cm) on every size. Each pair can vary by up to 1".
| Size | Waist, flat (in) | Front rise (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 11¾ | 11⅜ |
| S | 12⅝ | 12¼ |
| M | 13⅝ | 13⅜ |
| L | 15½ | 14⅛ |
| XL | 16½ | 14⅝ |
| 2XL | 18½ | 15 |
| 3XL | 20¼ | 15⅜ |
- Want to go longer? Try the Tan Barbed Wire Board Shorts.
- Tan Barbed Wire Scar Rash Guard: get the full look.
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