Cake Bandit - STP Long Underwear

$22.00

Cake Bandit STP Long Underwear

The Cake Bandit STP Long Underwear is stp long underwear designed to keep you warm, supported, and able to pee without pulling your pants down.

First, function comes standard. These long underwear feature a STP- and packer-compatible pouch, so you can stand to pee or pack comfortably without extra layers or awkward adjustments.

At the same time, they’re built for movement. The cotton-spandex blend is breathable and flexible, making these stp long underwear easy to wear to the gym, for running, under shorts, or as a cold-weather base layer.

Additionally, the 3-layer construction keeps everything in place while staying low-profile under clothing. The inner layer cradles your STP, packer, or foam insert. The middle layer guides the shaft through smoothly. The outer layer features a button fly for quick, hassle-free access.

Ultimately, these aren’t just for winter. They’re everyday, multi-use stp long underwear designed to move with you, training, traveling, layering, or lounging.

Key Features

  • STP long underwear designed for packing and standing to pee
  • 3-layer pouch system for support and easy access
  • Works with STPs, packers, and foam inserts
  • Breathable cotton blend for active wear
  • Great for gym, running, layering, or cold weather

Fabric & Materials

  • 92% Cotton
  • 6% Spandex

Care Instructions

  • Wash cold with like colors
  • Will shrink slightly in hot water
  • No bleach
  • Tumble dry medium-low

SIZING

All Cake Bandit underwear is low-rise and is meant to sit lower on your hips, not your waist. The long underwear has a longer crotch rise than all other Cake Bandit underwear, so be sure to measure your outseam (from waist to ankle).

Waist | Inseam | Outseam

Small: 27"- 31” | 22 ¹⁄₄" | 32 ⁵⁄₈"
Medium: 30”- 35” | 22 ⁵⁄₈" | 32 ⁵⁄₈
Large: 35” - 38” | 23 ¹⁄₄"  | 33 ¹⁄₂"
XL: 38” - 42” | 23 ¹ ⁄₂" | 34 ¹ ⁄₄"
2XL: 42”- 46" | 24" | 35 ¹⁄₄"
3XL: 46"- 52” | 24 ³⁄₈" | 36"

Cake Bandit - STP Long Underwear

Model in Black Long Johns: Jussie (he/him) is 5' with 28" hips and wearing a small. 

 Discreet Shipping Always

Customer Reviews

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Roman

Like another review said, they’re more like leggings than anything

That being said, I don’t think they’re necessarily bad—it’s an athletic material, but it’s not a bad base layer for folks with sensory issues/those who already run hot in the winter

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Mika T. (Jersey City, US)
Smaller than the boxers

I found that the long johns, while comfortable, are slightly smaller than the same size of the boxers. I felt that they slipped down very easily and I don’t feel comfy wearing them outside my house.

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Q T. (Columbia, US)
Order Long Johns but received jeggings

I thought I was ordering Long Johns but nothing about them appeared to be that. They looked like jeggings. Go back to the drawing board and rethink this item. Waste of money

Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
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Roman

Like another review said, they’re more like leggings than anything

That being said, I don’t think they’re necessarily bad—it’s an athletic material, but it’s not a bad base layer for folks with sensory issues/those who already run hot in the winter

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Mika T. (Jersey City, US)
Smaller than the boxers

I found that the long johns, while comfortable, are slightly smaller than the same size of the boxers. I felt that they slipped down very easily and I don’t feel comfy wearing them outside my house.

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Q T. (Columbia, US)
Order Long Johns but received jeggings

I thought I was ordering Long Johns but nothing about them appeared to be that. They looked like jeggings. Go back to the drawing board and rethink this item. Waste of money

Shipping

Your order will be in discreet eco-friendly packaging from "shipping dept." on the outside but will not have any other info about the company. Orders typically ship within 2-3 business days after purchase.

Please note that print-to-order apparel items, such as t-shirts, hoodies, etc... require additional processing time and will be shipped separately.

Shipping Policies

Returns

All sales of STP, Packers, Harnesses, Pleasure Toys, Swimwear, and Underwear are final due to legal restrictions. Please carefully review size charts as sizes vary between brands. It's advisable to obtain precise measurements from a trusted source. Returns for all other items will only receive in-store credit.

International Orders

For non-US orders, local taxes may apply to retrieve your order, as determined by your local government.

Additionally, all international sales are considered final. See our Shipping Policies for more details.