Mr. Limpy Small Packer - Green
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Same legendary feel. Now in a color that actually slaps.
The Mr. Limpy Small — Shiny Green is everything the original delivers, just louder. Same soft TPR SuperSkin, same natural drape, same Bulge Rating of 3 — now in a bold metallic green finish that's made for anyone who wants something other than a skin tone in their rotation.
Great for first-timers, younger packers, or anyone who's been waiting for a packer that reflects their actual personality. At 3.75" total length, it sits in that everyday sweet spot — enough presence to feel right, subtle enough to forget it's there.
TPR SuperSkin is phthalate-free, body-safe, and famously squishy. It's not silicone — it requires daily powdering to stay smooth — but for the price point and the fun factor, nothing else comes close.
Looking for something that lasts longer? Our My Buddy 4" is platinum-grade silicone, non-porous, and built to go the distance.
Complete Your Setup
- Cake Bandit Packing Harness — holds the Mr. Limpy securely all day without shifting or bunching.
- Cake Bandit Packing Briefs — inclusive US sizing from S–3XL with a sewn-in pouch. No separate harness needed.
- Jockmail Packing Briefs — athletic fit with a snug packing pouch. Note: Jockmail runs small — size up at least two sizes from your usual.
- Packer Renewing Powder — essential for TPR. Daily dusting prevents stickiness and extends the life of your packer.
- Packer & Toy Cleaner with Aloe Vera — body-safe, pH-balanced, and gentler on TPR than soap.
📏 Size Guide & Specs
Not sure if the Small is right for you? Our Packer Size Guide breaks down the full Bulge Rating system so you can choose with confidence.
| Spec | Detail |
|---|---|
| Total Length | 3.75" |
| Shaft Length | 3" |
| Bulge Rating | 3 — Natural/Moderate |
| Material | TPR SuperSkin (phthalate-free) |
| Finish | Shiny Metallic Green |
🧼 Care Instructions
- Wash in lukewarm water with Packer & Toy Cleaner — never boiling water
- Pat dry, then dust with Packer Renewing Powder — do this daily
- Store in a bag in a cool, dark, dry place
- Keep away from heat, direct sun, and silicone-based lubes
