Mr. Limpy Small Packer - Green
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Same legendary feel. Now in a color that actually slaps.
The Mr. Limpy Small in Shiny Green is everything you love about the original, just louder. Same soft TPR SuperSkin, same natural drape, same Bulge Rating of 3. The difference is a bold metallic green finish, for anyone who wants something other than a skin tone in their rotation.
It's a great pick for first-timers, younger packers, or anyone who's been waiting for a packer with some actual personality. At 3.75" total length, it's in the everyday sweet spot. You feel it enough for it to feel right, and then you forget it's there.
TPR SuperSkin is phthalate-free, body-safe, and famously squishy. It's not silicone, so it needs a dusting of powder every day to stay smooth. But for the price and the fun factor, nothing else comes close.
Looking for something that lasts longer? Our My Buddy 4" is platinum-grade, non-porous silicone that goes the distance.
Complete Your Setup
- Cake Bandit Packing Harness: holds the Mr. Limpy in place all day without shifting or bunching.
- Cake Bandit Packing Briefs: inclusive US sizing from S–3XL with a sewn-in pouch. No separate harness needed.
- Jockmail Packing Briefs: athletic fit with a snug packing pouch. Heads up, Jockmail runs small. Size up at least two sizes from your usual.
- Packer Renewing Powder: a must for TPR. A daily dusting keeps it from getting sticky and helps your packer last longer.
- Packer & Toy Cleaner with Aloe Vera: body-safe, pH-balanced, and gentler on TPR than soap.
📏 Size Guide & Specs
Not sure if the Small is right for you? Our Packer Size Guide breaks down the full Bulge Rating system so you can find your fit.
| Spec | Detail |
|---|---|
| Total Length | 3.75" |
| Shaft Length | 3" |
| Bulge Rating | 3 (Natural/Moderate) |
| Material | TPR SuperSkin (phthalate-free) |
| Finish | Shiny Metallic Green |
🧼 Care Instructions
- Wash in lukewarm water with Packer & Toy Cleaner. Never use boiling water.
- Pat dry, then dust with Packer Renewing Powder. Do this every day.
- Store in a bag in a cool, dark, dry place
- Keep away from heat, direct sun, and silicone-based lubes
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