Cake Bandit Barbed Wire Shorts - Black

$40.00

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Black on black, with barbs.

Barbed wire short shorts in four-way stretch microfiber that's fast-drying and UPF 50+.

The same fabric as our Wrestling Season Shorts, now with an edge. Wear them to the beach, gym, or club.

  • 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex, 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²).
  • Four-way stretch, moisture-wicking microfiber that breathes and dries fast.
  • UPF 50+ sun protection.
  • Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring.
  • Mesh side pockets.
  • 2.5" (6.35 cm) inseam.
  • No mesh lining and no pouch, so layer your gear underneath or wear them as-is.

Measure your natural waist and the fullest part of your hips. Between sizes? Size up.

Size Waist (in) Hips (in)
XS 29⅞ 37
S 31½ 38⅝
M 33⅛ 40⅛
L 36¼ 43¼
XL 39⅜ 46½
2XL 42½ 49⅝
3XL 45⅝ 52¾

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Customer Reviews

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Nu L.

i love these shorts!!! i have a bit of an apron belly and often struggle wirh getting the right fit from typical swim trunks but these were just the right amount of boxy without being oversized

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Marlow

I love the design and super lightweight feel of these shorts, but the sizing is a little difficult to understand. I’m in between a L and XL, and the website said to size up. So I did. There’s a 3” inseam, which is nice for my short legs, but the actual leg holes are HUGE and the inseam ends up being halfway down my leg. They swallow me. Not gonna lie, kinda disappointed for the price point. And I’m unable to return because I had to try them on (the packing is ripped open). Likely won’t buy again or even exchange if i could because I’d be scared a L would be too small. I’m at least happy the money went to the trans-owned company. (Side note: they fit fine rolled once, but since the leg opening is so big, my bottom of my butt hangs out. These will probably end up being lounge shorts).

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Based on 2 reviews
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Nu L.

i love these shorts!!! i have a bit of an apron belly and often struggle wirh getting the right fit from typical swim trunks but these were just the right amount of boxy without being oversized

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Marlow

I love the design and super lightweight feel of these shorts, but the sizing is a little difficult to understand. I’m in between a L and XL, and the website said to size up. So I did. There’s a 3” inseam, which is nice for my short legs, but the actual leg holes are HUGE and the inseam ends up being halfway down my leg. They swallow me. Not gonna lie, kinda disappointed for the price point. And I’m unable to return because I had to try them on (the packing is ripped open). Likely won’t buy again or even exchange if i could because I’d be scared a L would be too small. I’m at least happy the money went to the trans-owned company. (Side note: they fit fine rolled once, but since the leg opening is so big, my bottom of my butt hangs out. These will probably end up being lounge shorts).