Ziah - Shorts

Ziah said go off. So we did.

The Ziah Athletic Shorts feature an original photo of Ziah, a Black nonbinary trans man, on all fours in a Cake Bandit harness — Cake Bandit jocks on his head and around his neck, photographed by Jessie Levandov. Fractalized into a kaleidoscope all-over print on a short, sleek athletic short built for the gym, the pool, the run, or just looking good doing whatever you want. Made for us by us.

91% recycled polyester because the planet matters too. UPF50+ because the sun doesn't care how good you look. Mesh pockets because of course.

Details + Size Guide +

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz./yd.² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying
• UPF50+ sun protection
• Elastic waistband with flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.56″ (6.5 cm) inseam
• No inner packer pouch — layer a Cake Bandit Swim Jock or Swim Boxer Brief underneath to pack
• Original kaleidoscope artwork featuring Ziah, photographed by Jessie Levandov
• Printed via Printful print-on-demand
• Care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low

How to Measure: Measure your natural waist and hips at the fullest point. Athletic fit with four-way stretch — size up if you prefer more room through the hip.

Size	Waist (in)	Hips (in)
XS	29 ⅞	37
S	31 ½	38 ⅝
M	33 ⅛	40 ⅛
L	36 ¼	43 ¼
XL	39 ⅜	46 ½
2XL	42 ½	49 ⅝
3XL	45 ⅝	52 ¾

FAQ +

Can I swim in these?
Yes. The fast-drying recycled polyester and UPF50+ rating make these legit for water too. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low to keep the print sharp.

Can I pack in these?
No inner packer pouch. To pack, layer one of these underneath: Cake Bandit Packing Swim Jockstrap, Cake Bandit 3" Swim Boxer Briefs, or Cake Bandit 6" Swim Boxer Briefs Athletic Fit.

Is this a limited run?
Yes. Print-on-demand, made fresh with each order. No overstock, no waste.

Does it ship discreetly?
Orders typically ship within 5–7 business days in plain, unmarked packaging from our shipping dept. — no logos, no product names on the outside. Learn more →

Pair with:

Cake Bandit Swim Jock Cake Bandit 3" Swim Boxer Briefs Cake Bandit 6" Swim Boxer Briefs Cake Bandit Harnesses All Clothing