Carnation Blowout Shorts
$38.00Discreet shipping on every order. Your order ships in a plain, unmarked box — no logos, no product names, nothing that reveals what's inside. The shipping label won't mention Transguy Supply or any product details. Learn more
Run, swim, repeat. The petals keep up.
The shorts half of the Carnation Blowout set - same blown-out red carnation all-over print, now on a do-everything athletic short. Run in them, swim in them, or wear them to do absolutely nothing in particular and look good doing it.
The fabric is the flex: 91% recycled polyester with 9% spandex for four-way stretch that moves every direction you do. The moisture-wicking microfiber is breathable and fast-drying, so a swim doesn't end the day. UPF50+ protection has you covered outdoors. An elastic waistband with a flat drawstring dials in the fit, and yes, mesh side pockets, because a short without pockets is just a missed opportunity.
Cut with a 2.56″ inseam for a short, easy-moving leg.
+Size Guide & How to Measure
Measurements below are body measurements in inches — measure yourself and pick the size that matches. Between sizes? Size up for room.
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| Size | Waist | Hips |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 29⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31½ | 38⅝ |
| M | 33⅛ | 40⅛ |
| L | 36¼ | 43¼ |
| XL | 39⅜ | 46½ |
| 2XL | 42½ | 49⅝ |
| 3XL | 45⅝ | 52¾ |
How to measure: Waist — around the narrowest part of your natural waistline. Hips — around the fullest part. Keep the tape level and snug, not tight.
+Care Guide
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Hang dry or tumble dry low to protect the print and stretch. Do not iron directly over the print. No bleach, no dry cleaning. The microfiber dries fast on its own.
+FAQ
Can I actually swim in these?
Yes — the four-way stretch microfiber is fast-drying and breathable, so they handle a swim and a run without missing a beat.
Do they have pockets?
They do — mesh side pockets, plus an elastic waistband with a flat drawstring to lock in the fit.
How do they ship?
Orders ship within 5–7 days in plain, unmarked packaging from our shipping dept. — no logos, no product names on the outside.
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