Storm Print Athletic Swim Shorts
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Chaos never looked so clean.
These Storm Print Swim Shorts bring grayscale drama with a black and white all-over lightning-style print, finished with the Old English Cake Bandit logo for maximum transmasc authority. Lightweight, fast-drying, and made to move — whether you're diving into the deep end, cruising at a queer beach day, or just storming your way through the summer in style.
Unlined and mid-thigh, these shorts are designed for layering with your favorite packing underwear or jock — or worn solo if you're feeling bold.
- Black & white high-contrast storm print
- Mid-thigh swim length with relaxed athletic fit
- Lightweight, quick-dry woven fabric
- Elastic waistband with drawstring
- Finished with Cake Bandit logo in Old English type
- Unlined — ideal for layering with packer-friendly underwear
- Designed for transmasc, nonbinary, and gender-expansive bodies
- Great for swimming, flexing, or storming hearts
Pair them with Storm Print Rash Guard Compression Top, or go shirtless — we support all chaos.
With a comfy mid-thigh-fit and yes-pockets, they're perfect for the gym, the pool, or wherever your day takes you Dress them up with a button down and loafers for a stormy statement or keep it sporty with a TGS T4T Tank or T-Shirt. Pair with a Cake Bandit Swim Jock if you like to pack when you swim. Versatile, stylish and unstoppable-just like you. ⛈️ 🔥 🏃♂️
• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.5″ (6.35 cm) inseam
Size guide (inches)
WAIST |
HIPS |
|
XS |
29 ⅞ |
37 |
S |
31 ½ |
38 ⅝ |
M |
33 ⅛ |
40 ⅛ |
L |
36 ¼ |
43 ¼ |
XL |
39 ⅜ |
46 ½ |
2XL |
42 ½ |
49 ⅝ |
3XL |
45 ⅝ |
52 ¾ |
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