Tan Barbed Wire Swim Shorts – Cake Bandit
$38.00Discreet shipping on every order. Your order ships in a plain, unmarked box — no logos, no product names, nothing that reveals what's inside. The shipping label won't mention Transguy Supply or any product details. Learn more
Tan Barbed Wire Swim Short
Hard lines, soft fit. The Cake Bandit Tan Barbed Wire Swim Short brings the signature barbed wire graphic in a neutral tan that goes anywhere — pool, beach, gym, block. Four-way stretch microfiber, mid-thigh cut, UPF 50+, fast-drying, and built to move. The elastic waistband stays flat and the mesh side pockets are real.
Designed for transmasc, non-binary, and gender-expansive bodies. No lining, no pouch — layer your gear underneath or go minimalist. Pair with the Tan Barbed Wire Rash/Scar Guard for the full look.
Fabric & Features
- 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
- Fabric weight: 5.13 oz./yd.² (174 g/m²)
- Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber
- Breathable and fast-drying
- UPF 50+ sun protection
- Elastic waistband with flat white drawstring
- Mesh side pockets
- 2.56" (6.5 cm) inseam
- No mesh lining, no pouch
Size Guide
Measure your natural waist and the fullest part of your hips. When between sizes, size up.
| Size | Waist (in) | Hips (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
Discreet Shipping
Plain packaging. Always. Your order ships in a plain, unmarked box from our shipping dept. — no brand name, no product names, nothing that reveals what's inside. The shipping label won't mention Transguy Supply, Cake Bandit, or any product details.
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