Cake Bandit - Neptune - Absorbing Boxers

by TG Supply


Because all types of people get periods.

Introducing the first-ever absorbent packing underwear.  Neptune briefs are designed with a pouch for packing and a leak-proof absorbent liner.

Double your confidence when you need it most. Keep the bulge, and don’t worry about blood, sweat, or pee. No bulky pads or liners, no surprise leaks, and less dysphoria. 

Even if you don’t get your period anymore, this underwear will protect against any kind of flow.



Cake Bandit uses Standard US Sizing. Order your regular underwear size or use the measurements below. Please note all Cake Bandit underwear is low-rise and is meant to sit lower on your hips, not your waist.

X-Small: 24"- 26" / Small: 27"- 31” / Medium: 32”- 36” / Large: 36” - 38” / XL: 38” - 42” / 2XL: 42”- 47" / 3XL: 48"- 52”

Customer Reviews

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Didn’t fit well to small


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Your order will typically ship within 2-3 business days after purchase.

**Our Warehouse is moving which may cause an extra 3-4 days delay in fulfillment and delivery times until the end of August.

Please note that print-to-order apparel items, such as t-shirts, hoodies, etc... require additional processing time and will be shipped separately.


STP, Packer, Harness, Swimwear and Underwear sales are final. They cannot be exchanged or returned due to legal restrictions. Please consult size charts carefully; Sizes vary between brands. It's recommended to get accurate measurements taken by a pal. All other returns are issued as in-store credit only.

International Orders

Please note that for all non-US orders, you may be charged local taxes to retrieve your order.

Additionally, all international sales are considered final. See our Shipping Policies for more details.