Performance Packer

by Blush Novelties


If you think the Small Mr. Limpy is too big, the Performance Packer might be just the packer you're looking for. While the shaft is technically longer, the balls on this packer are significantly smaller and therefore the packer creates a less prominent bulge.

Great for folks who want a more discreet package.

The performance packer has a soft, realistic skin texture and a tinted head for an extra lifelike effect. As mentioned above, the balls are very small, and the shaft is 1.25" wide.

Comfortable for all-day wear. Compatible with packer underwear. Easy to clean and made of body-safe Thermoplastic Elastomers that contain no fragrances, phthalates, or latex.

Bulge Size: 2  


Weight: 3.7 oz 
Full Product Length: 5"
Full Shaft Length: 5"
Underside Shaft Length: 4” 
Shaft Width: 1.25”
Product Width at Widest: 1.75"


Wash in warm water with mild soap. Air dry or pat dry and lightly powder to reduce any stickiness.

Avoid use with o-ring harnesses as this will damage your packer over the long term. 

Check out our packer cleaning and care guide.

*Please note this product is soft and not intended for play or penetration. 


Customer Reviews

Based on 96 reviews
Oliver Lindberg

Performance Packer

Great for tight shorts

Which are the only kind I like to wear. And they gotta be short!
I've struggled to find packer that isn't too big, hard, and long. Wearing short shorts make you look bigger, but I don't want to have a semi walking around.
This packer is the perfect medium for me. I feel confident and comfortable wearing this packer. It's my go-to for the everyday.

5'9" ~195 lb

Works well in cake bandit underwear of all styles!!

Kay Miller
Quality for price

So far, no complaints! I think I wish I had gotten something just a bit smaller for me personally because I honestly feel like its a bit big for my frame but thats not to the fault of the packer. Other reviewers have mentioned the strong vanilla smell and it is definitely there but not disruptive enough to warrant me going down a star.

Sawyer Haven
love it

works like a charm. Relieved my gender dysphoria a bit and I'm so happy about it.

Mason Sprenger

Performance Packer


Your order will typically ship within 2-3 business days after purchase.

**Our Warehouse is moving which may cause an extra 3-4 days delay in fulfillment and delivery times until the end of August.

Please note that print-to-order apparel items, such as t-shirts, hoodies, etc... require additional processing time and will be shipped separately.


STP, Packer, Harness, Swimwear and Underwear sales are final. They cannot be exchanged or returned due to legal restrictions. Please consult size charts carefully; Sizes vary between brands. It's recommended to get accurate measurements taken by a pal. All other returns are issued as in-store credit only.

International Orders

Please note that for all non-US orders, you may be charged local taxes to retrieve your order.

Additionally, all international sales are considered final. See our Shipping Policies for more details.