Cake Bandit Harness

I love cake bandit. I've told numerous buddies about how great their underwear is and it's true! My cake bandit stp boxer briefs are my favorite thing in my closet. I was so excited about this idea of not having to buy an entire wardrobes worth of packer underwear to be a able to pack everyday. I even was on the email wait list for weeks. When I was finally able to order they were promptly shipped. Great! When they came in I immediately tried them on with almost instant confusion. My packer looked ridiculous. The Mr.Limpy Medium (updated medium) is known for its size but to have no way for it to not fall out without rolling it into a ball? If I let the shaft hang free between the upper elastic bands (the most natural looking way) the back of the packer just peels away from the body and falls out from the weight of the shaft. Even when the balls securely in place in the ball pouch area. If you tuck the shaft in like in the pictures it looks like I have a baseball in my underwear. I'm crushed.
I wish they'd post pictures of models wearing it with a packer and and stp to see if maybe I'm just doing it completely wrong? My guess is that it just doesn't work well with a soft packers and bigger bodies. Super bummer. Wish I could return. I really do love cake bandit but they missed the mark with this one. I strongly suggest just buying their classic packing jockstrap.

Works great as a harness, it holds both my STP or my soft packer securely through the whole day. My only complaint (and this may be due to a sizing issue) is that if you wear it for too long, or do too much walking in it, the leg straps ride up and chafe between your legs. Other than that it's perfect.

I've been making a similar harness like this for myself for years, so it's nice to finally be able to purchase something like this online. Kudos! For this I whole heartedly give the harness 4 stars. My only criticism would be that the straps for the legs, where they connect to the waist band, aren't enforced as well as they could be. The other would be the branding. The logo/font is massive and in my opinion could be refined/minimized.

This is unreal. The first STP harness I’ve ever had that actually works!!

Generally, this is a good product. I was stoked to be able to order something big (the 3xl) and not be charged extra because of the bigger size. But, the placement doesn't quite work. My packer ends up wait too high. Unless you have the same body type/shape as the larger model (a larger, round belly as opposed to folds/rolls) this item just isn't going to work.